Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Bohemian Travesty

Work in progress:

Bohemian Travesty


Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Won a fake landslide,
By rejecting reality

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a rich man, devoid of all empathy,
And I'm easily bored, and really slow
tiny hands, and little toes
Any way the nation goes doesn't really matter to me, to me

Melania, I could kill a man
Put a gun against his head
Pull my trigger, then he's dead
Melania, I just want to prove
I could cap some bitch and still just walk away

Melania, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
I'll be up late tweeting straight through till tomorrow
Kellyanne, carry on. Oh I'm such a stable genius

Comey, your time is through
Cause you wouldn't fall in line
And Putin's watching all the time
Goodbye Judge Sessions, you had to go
Gotta toss you all aside and hide the truth

Melania, ooh (any way the nation goes)
We've gotta keep telling lies
Sometimes I wish I'd never brought up the Wall

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramooch, Scaramooch, will you do the Fox Morning Show?
Sarah Huckabee is lying
Very, very frightening, whee!
(Giuliani) Giuliani
(Giuliani) Giuliani
Giuliani Figaro

I'm just a rich man, everybody loves me
He's just a rich man from a rich family
Narcissism rife with malignant cruelty

Tax returns, Russian probes, will you let it go?
Bob Mueller!: No, I will not let it go (let it go!)
Bob Mueller!: will not let it go (let it go!)
Bob Mueller!: will not let it go (let it go!)
Will not let it go (let it go!)
Never, never let it go
Never let it go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let it go)
The FBI has a jury standing by for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can impeach me and shove me aside?
Oh, bigly, can't do this to me, bigly
Just pardon it out, I'll just pardon myself outta here

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters but me

Any way the nation goes ...

Original song, lyrics, and inspiration belong to Freddy Mercury - I hope he approves

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